WELCOME TO THE HOME OF LIL_PEP
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Sounds like a fairy tail fixen to start, doesn't it? Well it isn't. It's just me here trying to figure out what to do with this home page.


I live in Oregon,where every one has web feet and you rust instead of tan. The Covered Bridges dot our country side and the grass is almost always green


Some words about the effects of alcohol....


1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards.

2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.

6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell ever happened to your pants anyway.

8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember)

9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.

10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho.















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There is always a laugh to be had at our house,if not at the dogs or cats than one of the kids. Our home is full of the sounds of joy(most of the time).We have five dogs that have their own very distinct personalities.One a ver funny fellow who thinks HE has to mother all of the rest of the animals including the 4 cats. I have more to tell you,but I must go for now,you can imagine with a family this big ,there is plenty to be done.

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MY FAVORITE THINGS


My interests:
  • My grandkids
  • Computers
  • Flower Gardening
  • Country Music
  • I Love Casinos
  • Pets/Animals,can't you tell
  • and Fishing when I can
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Favourite links
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Caboodles
Free clip art and animation


ROSES PAGE
Super animated gifs


Reunion Hall
Find old class mates

Email me at:
[email protected]

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